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Sunday, October 30, 2005  

The hottest girl in Malaysia currently is...

Nicol David (hot!),image from www.r2sports.com

Oh yeah, by the way, Selamat Menyambut MInggu Deepa Raya!.

The warung will be closed for the festive week. All posts about the recent terrorism - bombings and decapitations of innocent girls will be written and then dumped into the recycle bin.

The tauke wants to concentrate on something more joyful, like the art of making the baby's head go through the birth canal without tearing the mother's delicate perineal tissue.

| |fooji made noise at the warung at 7:56 PM

The Warung Lessons

Guys, I may not behave or look like one, but actually I am part of a four-person team of teachers in my church sunday youth class. It is time to come out of the closet and honour this place with writings that are more relevant to walking straight and growing old. So watch this space for some of the notes from my previous and upcoming lessons with the young people. Here's the possible compilation.

101: Church – a self-righteous club for the rich?
102: Youth bible class – an academic pursuit?
102a: Christian education – developing a Christian mindset
103: Ezra – Return
104: Ezra – Rebuild
105: Ezra – Restoration
106: Eternity – What is heaven?
107: Eternity – Is heaven your final destination?
108: Eternity – What is your brand of eternity?
109: The Gift of Pain
201: The world on the other side
202: Being a Christian Malaysian
203: Back to the Basics
204: Being BIG
205: Love, Sex and Relationships 1
206: Love, Sex and Relationships 2
207: Love, Sex and Relationships 3
208: Hosea 1
209: Hosea 2
301: Hosea 3

| |fooji made noise at the warung at 2:30 AM

Saturday, October 29, 2005  


Satu tahun

Satu tahun

Wahai ahli pengurus
kampus Malaya ini
Tahukah tuan bahawa
ramai kurang senang
dengan laungan dan pameran

kehebatan menjadi antara terbaik
dikalangan seratus
89 itu tiadalah apa-apa bangga

Cemerlangkah kami
walaupun hanya untuk setahun?

Apakah poster-poster 89 perlu dibuang?

| |fooji made noise at the warung at 10:00 AM

Tuesday, October 25, 2005  

Malaysians! If you want to kill yourself on the roads, register as an organ donor first!

Prof.Tan,our nephrologist and professor of medicine, said something today that made me wish that he will be the next dean. He said,

"There is no use being the first centre to do successful renal transplant surgery if there will not be a continuous programme of cadaveric donations and transplant surgery."

"Our country has one of the lowest rate of cadaveric organ transplant (almost non-existent). Most of cadaveric organs are harvested from fatal road traffic accident victims. Our country like ours which have one of the highest accident death rates in the world have a almost non-existing cadaveric organ donation programme is quite a pity. Long way to vision 2020."

My friends, pledge to be an organ donor NOW !

The National Transplant Resource Center
Hospital Kuala Lumpur
Jalan Pahang 50586
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Tel: 603- 926 0066, or 603- 294 2704, or 603- 294 2756

| |fooji made noise at the warung at 5:23 AM

Thursday, October 20, 2005  

Salam Takziah

My condolences to Pak Lah and family of Datin Paduka Seri Endon Mahmood. The beloved wife of our Prime Minister passed away this morning (20 Oct 2005) at the age of 64, after battling with breast cancer for almost four years.

Let's not remember her death as a defeat but the end of a courageous battle against the cancer. When she declared herself as a cancer champ, she has overcome it.

May this not weaken Pak Lah but strengthen to do the right thing for this country, knowing that lives are fragile and meaningless without the right priorities and values.

| |fooji made noise at the warung at 9:50 PM

Wednesday, October 19, 2005  

Are you preparing to marry a Muslim girl?

I got asked this question when my colleague found out that I was fasting today.

"No, cause I might buka-puasa with un-halal food, haha" I answered.

I bersahur with peanut butter sandwich with Nescafe at five something in the morning. No problem waking up. And then no food and no fluids. Fortunately, it was easy the entire day and I did not even rest. Ward work, ward rounds, the OT, neurology class and it's buka puasa time already.

It is not as difficult as it seemed. A big thank you to Emma for the encouragement. It is a good experience, and kind of healthy too.

Eat only when necessary.

| |fooji made noise at the warung at 6:05 AM

Friday, October 14, 2005  

Begin with the end in mind

Did I or did I not? Begin my medical school with the end in mind?

Did I imagine myself as a top clinician while I was packing my bags for Kuala Lumpur? Or was I just relieved that I have made the most of my Form 6 days, and let the complacency set in?

Hmmm...did I or did I not?

Anyway, like it or not, the end is getting nearer now. Less than 20 weeks till the big exams.

What kind of 'end' do I want?

Best GP in Ipoh?
Humble internal medicine specialist in Banting?
The 'auntie-killer' O&G specialist in UMMC?
A psychiatrist?
A WHO preventive medicine taiko?

Tak tau ler...

| |fooji made noise at the warung at 1:46 AM

Sunday, October 09, 2005  


gigi putih mikroskopik
membuat binasa makroskopik


Mungkin ia musuh tamadun
Mungkin ia notis peringatan
bahawa manusia ada hadnya
walau berotot dan berotak

tidak kesampaian juga
melawan gigi mikroskopik

Semburlah banyak-banyak
bahan kimia dan toksik

Seolah-olah ia berketawa
sambai mencabar bersuara


lei hou yeh....

| |fooji made noise at the warung at 6:23 PM

Friday, October 07, 2005  


ku terus menguji
pentas suara ini

laungan binatang
jeritan rasa bimbang

apakah itu ayam,
lembu ataupun

ku terus melihat
padang ini yang kurang rata

nyanyian parasit
tumbuhan berketawa

ku tidak akan faham
niat di yang sebenarnya
udang di sebalik batu

yang menyamar sebagai singa
Ku tidak akan takut
Tidak tunduk
walau selangkah
walau sesentimeter

Serigala yang menyamar
ku maki

| |fooji made noise at the warung at 1:39 AM

Monday, October 03, 2005  

Jeff Ooi in Wikipedia

If you search for 'Jeff Ooi'in Wikipedia, be assured you would not reach a dead end. The tauke has added some nice-ties for our favourite blogger in Wikipedia.

Anyone else who wants the Tauke to write about in Wikipedia can donate RM 0.50 to his account first. Terima kasih.

| |fooji made noise at the warung at 7:17 AM

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